LSJAMM


looking slack-jawed at my monitor. incredulity at what one is seeing or reading on the internet.
as a statement:
i was on 4chan and i was all lsjamm.

as a response:
biff: i just had s-x with my mother.
barb: lsjamm

about someone else:
that russian kid seeing p-rn for the first time was totally lsjamm.

in meatsp-ce:
guy #1: dude, check the hottie.
guy #2: el-es-jam for sure

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