lub of tard
similar to tub of lard, but used with dripping sarcasm or playful irony to describe someone who is far from overweight.
“i know! i’m such a lub of tard!” ~incredibly skinny guy
“look at that lub of tard. gawd, she must be a size 0, maybe even a size 1!
a phrase to describe fat people, usually who are being nuisances and annoying. a saying that you meant to say “a tub of lard” but you messed up somewhere.
“move you fat lub of tard! oh wait i’m sorry, i didn’t know you were sitting there eating your double xxl fries while you sit there and take a f-cking nap!”
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