lubbocked
this is the unpleasant term, first used by ‘loaded’ a u.k. ‘lads’ magazine to describe death by fisting. its roots lie in the case of a young man stuart lubbock who was fisted to death at a poolside drugs and s-x party hosted by the u.k. television celebrity michael barrymore.
it is at this drugs and s-x, poolside party, that michael barrymore and his perverted chums took the naieve stuart lubbock into a private bedroom, and fisted him to death. the medical pathologist recorded ‘serious -n-l and rectal injuries’. yet michael barrymore was aquitted and ‘death by misadventure’ was recorded.
it is particularly awful way to die: being kidnapped by gay men and ‘lubbocked’ to death.
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