Lube Alert
lube alert! when u use maple syrup as lubricant
old man: “d-mn i used the maple syrup again honey i need to call lube alert”
lube man: “h-llo sir how can i help you?”
old man: “help lube alert im stuck and i can’t pull out!”
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