lube-eye
when a person who wears contact lenses inserts their contact lenses, in circ-mstances where they still have lube (usually the expensive engineered lube, which is very difficult to remove, even with vigorous hand washing)on their fingers. that person will often experience “lube-eye”, where their vision is a little hazy, and the eye can be senstive.
man, i love that new lube you bought, but sh-t if it doesn’t give me the worst lube-eye i’ve ever had.
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