Lube


short for “lubricant.” commercial product used to lubricate s-xual intercourse, often -n-l s-x between two men. lube allows the p-n-s to enter the -n-s without pulling or tearing of the -n-l tissue. it also allows time for the -n-s to expand and accept the incoming phallus.
dude, it’s not going to work without the ky. you’ll rip me up otherwise.
pr-nounciation: loob
1. abbreviation for the word lubricant.
2. a substance used to make the insertion of one object into another smoother. it generally refers to -n-l s-x, but not always, as some regular intercourse may require lube as well. see rape). can be flavored or unflavored.
2. a condom containing lube (see definition 2).
3. any household products one can use for lubricating their genitals when masturbating.
1. adam used the astro glide lube when he was f-cking johnathan up the b-m.

2. i bought the lubed condoms to make -n-l s-x easier.

3. he likes to use hand lotion for lube.
an essential item for any paintballer. always keep your gun well lubed, otherwise it will jam, break a ball, or something worse.
not always used for s-x, unlike most of the definitions on here state.
“i forgot to lube my gun today and it f-cked up on me.”
“here, use some of mine. one drop should do it, this stuff is expensive.”
noun – a product either oil (don’t use with latex condoms as it breaks them down) or water based that enables intercourse – particularly -n-l intercourse to be easier, smoother and less painful

an abbreviation of the word “lubricant”, lube generally means a s-xual variety of lubricant but can also indicate mechanical lubrication.

verb – to lube – to apply lubricant to a c-ck, -n-l sphincter or machinery.

verb version 2 – a slang form of “love” used on message boards, slash readers and members of spotrot
1. we’re all out of lube! no s-x without prep!

2. lube me up…

3. i gtg byebye lube you
p-n-sb-tter
lube: p-n-sb-tter is fun to use
an mlg semi-professional for rainbow six : vegas 2
lubes placed 16th in orlando and placed 8th in toronto
masturbatory device
i put some lube on my d-ck befor i wacked it!

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