Lucky Lindy
verb. named after famed aviator charles lindbergh, a “lucky lindy” is joining the mile high club, only it is just with one person pleasing themselves rather than two people having s-xual intercourse on the aircraft.
bill: “the flight was four hours. i had time to give myself a lucky lindy.
jim: did anyone catch you?
bill: no, i was able to finish before anyone came to the bathroom.
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