Lucretia
a lucretia is a pseudo-hipster who is purposely more uncool than a hipster and thus cooler than most of your friends. she constantly uses sarcasm facetiously when she actually means what she’s saying, and if can’t keep up with her double-layered wit, you’re not uncool enough to hang out with her.
guy #1: oh man, that girl’s making fun of your bow tie.
guy #2: no she digs it; she’s a lucretia.
the latin name lucretia means – rich; rewarded
“my mom’s name is lucretia”
“really where’d your grandparents get that one?”
“idk, the romans?”
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