ludolf is a f*g.
ludolf watches horse p*rn.
ludolf watches 6 year old p*rn.
ludolf watches gay p*rn.
ludolf is a child malester.
ludolf is addicted to fingering his v*g*n*.
ludolf has no d*ck.
ludolf is not a part of santa’s sleigh team. you have perhaps mistaken him for rudolf but most people do.
ludolf’s favorite p*rnstar is johnny sins.
n*body loves ludolf.
ludolf loves himself.
if you have a v*g*n* you and ludolf have something incommon.
a guy who has s*x with their younger sister and flex while doing it. they hurt the person they make out with so much since their p*n*s is jacked with muscles. he also has s*x with oldermen who end up as teachers. “connor has s*x with his sister abby.” “omg, he is such an incestoflexo.”
- relevant music
music which is at least 6 months fresh jake does not listen to relevant music
- pocket paddy-cake
the act of choking the bald man with your hand from your trouser’s pocket. very useful in public for discret whacking. everytime she walks up to me, i enjoy a nice pocket paddy-cake.
- alexis's mom
the best person on the planet. she’s pretty lit if i do say so myself. dang alexis’s mom is so lit .