Luecke
(pr-nounced loo-key)
1. the last name of a subst-tute teacher who was infamously caught masturbating in a connecticut high school hallway on february 26, 2014. reportedly has amnesia and was “fixing a wardrobe malfunction”.
2. to whip it out and start jacking off in a public place in the aforementioned manner.
1. a: you hear about that luecke guy?
b: yeah, a real tear-jerker, isn’t it?
2. a: ugh, all these girls make me so h-rny. must… not…. fap….
b: don’t pull a luecke bro
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