Luisa
a european female name, luisas are usually awesome, pretty, a little moody and random. also they bake the most amazing cakes, like good music and watch scrubs when they’re home alone. having a luisa as a friend is the best thing that can happen to you, so go and search one right now. i mean it. now.
person 1: “what’s her name?”
person 2: “luisa.”
person 1: “dude, that’s awesome”
luisa: “hi anna.”
anna: “luuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiii!!” :d :d
luisa is a spanish/italien name but originally a female name of german origin (from ludwig) which means “glorious warrior”. she is a person you can always count on if you are in a war. she would give your enemies a lesson so they’ll never harm you again. she would be a good friend because she will always support you and bake you a cake if thats what you want. she is a keeper.
person 1: so you think you can beat me up?
person 2: of course you can’t even reach my knees
person 1: lets see, i have luisa that can take you down
person 2 is running away immediately.
you know luisa means business. with those luscious locks of curls and a name like luisa, how couldn’t it mean business.
>gab: gee whiz, im 1000 words over the word limit.
>nick: luisa’s gonna kill you!
>gab: is she actually gonna kill me!?
>gab: of course she is. luisa means business.
a superior type of piccolo and flute; extremely good quality. was first made in 2003 and only a few people have one.
guy-
“what do you have there”
guy 2-
“oh it’s just my 2009 luisa, freshly made.”
guy-
“wow, nice.”
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