probably the most successful croatian football (or soccer) midfielder of all time. he currently plays for real madrid cf. he used to play for tottenham hotspurs (england) until 2012, where he made the move to arguably the best team in the world. he usually plays as a central midfielder, but he can also play as an attacking midfielder or a winger.
“did you know that luka modric is 30 years old?”
a large amount of chocolate present in a deer’s stomach. that deer had a lot of marshot
- netflix and alone
the opposite of netflix and chill it means that you go sit in front of the tv and cry from the crippling loneliness while netflix is playing in the background. presumably in fetal position. “yeah i just netflix and alone yesterday…” “d-mn man how you feeling?” “six feet under.”
a sneaky african american with the prowess of a racc–n. that d-mn n-gg-rc–n stole my radio!
a nipple licker are you a nipplr?
- no talent hack
someone who talks up a big game or tries to show off (either in real life using big words that make no sense and/or are out of context, pathetic taunting, or online by hopping on his armchair and playing keyboard warrior), but has no real talent in life to back it up. generally these no-talent […]