a f-cking c-nt with a 1 inch wonder
“woah i heard that luke allen has a small wee”
- moose soup
when a lady wants to have s-xual relations with another person she will say “come down later for moose soup”. the term was first coined by a lady in alaska watching a boat race. now it is prevalent throughout the interewebs. “come down later for moose soup” “you guys come down later, i have moose […]
- m f a in b s
master of fine arts in bullsh-t latest episode of “odd mom out”was t-tled this, master of fine arts in bullsh-t! she was selling art and people in the show were masters of bullsh-t….. so it fits m.f.a. in b.s.
- natchez steamer
a natchez steamer is when someone stands on the walls of a stall in a public bathroom allowing their p–p to travel roughly 6-7 feet before splashing down in the landing zone (toilet) did you see graham drop that natchez steamer, it was cool but his p–p was the size of a small raisin.
- strawberry chuckle
when you have s-x with a woman after they’ve given birth but before they’ve p-ssed the placenta – the feel of the placenta coming down against the tip. we celebrated our firstborn with an immediate strawberry chuckle.
- loyal partner
someone who u will stick with forever and can always count on no through thick and thin high and low no matter what happens ,you two will never be separated —most likely name start with an “e”…ex(emma davis ) i can believe i have so many loyal partners ,i am truly blessed.