LUKE THE MACHINE


guy who sits there and listens to our pathetic urban dictionary definitions. he makes fun of us but we love him anyways. anywho…69
us: oh boy, do we love my luke the machine or what?

others: wait…does he have a keg in his pants?

more people: yes why?

others: becasue we’d sure tap that.

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