Lukewarm Leeroy
this is a s-xual maneuver involving feces, proper planning, and the element of surprise. below is the full description of how to perform a lukewarm leeroy.
1. prior to intercourse, one s-x partner must defecate onto a plate without the other s-x partner’s knowledge. keeping the plate of feces secret is key.
2. once the defecating s-x partner completes his bowel movement, the fecal plate should be hidden and kept secret from the other s-x partner until just the right moment.
3. with the plate of dung hidden, the s-xual partners should proceed to have a nice session of lovemaking.
4. at the height of mutual climax, the preparer of the plate of defecation should immediately and quickly run to grab the hidden plate of excrement.
5. with the tainted flatware in hand, the fecal bearing s-x partner should run frantically screaming towards the unsuspecting s-x partner and violently
throw the plate of cr-p at the person’s chest.
note: it is common to scream “leeroy jenkins!!!!” before throwing the plate of defecation at the utterly shocked s-x partner. this phenomenon along with the close relation to the s-xual move the “hot karl” is where the name lukewarm leeroy was derived (the dung is no longer “hot” since it was sitting on a plate, hence the “lukewarm” phrasing).
i gave my ex-b-tch a lukewarm leeroy and now she is in a mental inst-tution. she still hasn’t recovered from the shock of me running at her full speed with a plate full of cr-p while screaming “leeroy jenkins” and then throwing it at her chestal region with all my might right after we had s-x.
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this is a s-xual maneuver involving feces, proper planning, and the element of surprise. below is the full description of how to perform a lukewarm leeroy.
1. prior to intercourse, one s-x partner must defecate onto a plate without the other s-x partner’s knowledge. keeping the plate of feces secret is key.
2. once the defecating s-x partner completes his bowel movement, the fecal plate should be hidden and kept secret from the other s-x partner until just the right moment.
3. with the plate of dung hidden, the s-xual partners should proceed to have a nice session of lovemaking.
4. at the height of mutual climax, the preparer of the plate of defecation should immediately and quickly run to grab the hidden plate of excrement.
5. with the tainted flatware in hand, the fecal bearing s-x partner should run frantically screaming towards the unsuspecting s-x partner and violently
throw the plate of cr-p at the person’s chest.
note: it is common to scream “leeroy jenkins!!!!” before throwing the plate of defecation at the utterly shocked s-x partner. this phenomenon along with the close relation to the s-xual move the “hot carl” is where the name lukewarm leeroy was derived (the dung is no longer “hot” since it was sitting on a plate, hence the term “lukewarm”).
i gave my ex-girlfriend a lukewarm leeroy and now she is in a mental inst-tution. she still hasn’t recovered from the shock of me running at her full speed with a plate full of cr-p while screaming “leeroy jenkins” and then throwing it at her chest with all my might right after we had s-x.
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