luluhypnosis
when a girl in lululemons with a very nice -ss walks past, and one becomes so hypnotized by checking them out that they dont watch where they are going, and usually end up hitting a wall. the luluhypnosis victim usually becomes so astounded that even though they know they’re caught and look like a perverted idiot, they still dont stop staring.
penny: omg did you see tom? he walked right into the wall and wouldnt stop staring at my b-tt!
c-ssidy: well you are wearing lululemons, he probably got a bad case of luluhypnosis
example 2:
paul: -drool
jeff: d-mn it paul come back to us!
ryder: its no use, jeff, hes got luluhypnosis
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