lululemon pants
boosts a girls rating out of ten by at least 1 if not by 2. can make an average girl look hot. and a hot girl into megan fox. and so on. they contain a hypnotic aura that garners much attention from guys. to girls that love attention, buy these pants!
man….look at that chick over there. -jason
yea, thats a 7 for sure. -bob
no, but shes wearing lululemon pants! thats at least an 8! man look at that tight -ss! -jason
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