Lumar


a large 8 inch man. who stiffens up when agitated/excited. some people refer to it as a penile organ. but sophisticated people refer to their dong as a lumar. the l must be capitalized since it is a proper noun. treat your lumar with care, for it has feelings too.
amanuel: hey did you see hannah’s lumar?

prabh: yeah, i think he was trying to talk to me!

lumar: i’m a p-n-s!

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