Lumb


to screw something up and never admit to it whatever, dragging people down along the way.
you really lumbed me, right where it hurts!!!
i can smell a lumb!!!
to lumb or not to lumb, thats is the question
lumb is a famous h-m–erotic acronym standing for: lube up my b-tt.

it can take on two meanings. it can be a command, dictating one’s g-ys-xual boyfriend to lubricate one’s -sshole, or a state-of-being, such as in the example shown below.
i woke up with oodles of lumb.

carl, for f-ck’s sake, just lumb!

“laughing under my breath”
can be used for msn, texting etc..
iqubal: knock knock
matt:who’s there?
iqubal: doctor
matt: doctor who?
iqubal: haha you just said it!
matt: lumb what a loser!
‘lumb’ as in daniel ‘lumb’
daniel ‘lumb’ likes to wear ‘rosies’ (see, rose ) jeans
daniel ‘lumb’ is wearing rosies jeans
daniel ‘lumb’ concerns us he is bent of the wrist.
something your boyfriend says to you when he doesn’t wanna say ‘love’
‘i love you’
‘i lumb you too’
1. to be in the state of nothing.
2. describing a object as useless and unnesessary.
3. describing a place where there’s nothing to do, that’s useless and that seems unnesessary.
me: that chinease finger trap is really lumb.
mark brownstein: yeah, but so is aaron murray’s hometown.
acronym for “laughing until my b-tt stinks.”
omg, this cat video is so funny. lumbs!

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