Lumosity
annoying -ss ads that pop up way too often on youtube
friend: hey lets watch this video on youtube
you: sure!
youtube: unskippable 1 minute lumosity ad shows up claiming to ‘train your brain’
both: -sigh- stop wasting time with your bs games!
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