Lumpy shit taste my door


1.) when a monkey sneaks up behind you and jams his finger in your -ss.
2.) when you sneak up on a monkey and make it give you a handjob.
cody-“d-mn, that monkey snuck up on me and gave me a lumpy sh-t taste my door”
ryan- “hahahaha lick me”

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