a female with cottage cheese legs that can’t seem to keep them together. always has another womans man in her mouth.
wow did you see that lumpy side hoe? shes almost 30 and needs to grow up already!!
- hitchhike in the rain
when someone sticks their thumb up your b-tt while you’re giving them a golden shower. my girl asked me to hitchhike in the rain, but i’d already p-ssed a few minutes prior.
- woo manwh*r*
a masculine man discreetly seeking s-x & vanilla fetishes with other like-minded men. applies to str8, bis-xual, & otherwise abstinent males. oh he’s a woo manwh-r- behind closed doors.
- gods favorite band
green day. god’s favorite band. god will clear up skies to see his favorite band play. “why aren’t there any clouds in the sky tre?” “because god wants to see his favorite band play!” “what is gods favorite band?” “green day!”
- sith flipping
the act of simultaneously consuming mdma, cocaine, and heroin. carrie fisher was overtaken by the dark side after sith flipping.
- scott city
a little no horse podunk town in southern kansas. that the only good thing that comes from is teen pregnancies and ron baker. with no stores that aren’t 70% above walmarts prices. close to garden city scott city… is that where ron baker’s from?