Lumpy Yawn
one of the varied terms for vomiting. the lumpy yawn generally occurs upon waking from a night of hard drinking. luckily, most foods consumed while “gettin’ yer drink on” are soft (hamburgers) or have been generously softened (tacos / nachos) by a cornucopia of beer, and are thusly comfortably ]retched] back up.
jeremy clarkson on quitting drinking: “i haven’t had a lumpy yawn for a whole week now. perhaps that’s why i’m still fat; i’ve stopped vomiting”
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