lunar screwer


someone who has s-xual intercourse with the moon and other celestial bodies that are visible during the night. similar to moon frigger
you might not believe me, but i saw a guy on top of the moon…and guess what he was doing…yeah scr-w-ng the stars. i hate lunar screwers.

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