Lunatical
a adjective used to describe a mood or condition of the mind that’s a mix of manical and lunatic. ignorance and brilliance combined into one with a side dish of crazy. you are not allowed to run with sissors or have a firearm card. it’s a fun state to be in. you crack yourself up!
stop lights mean nothing to me. i have a half of a pack of smokes, a fifth of wild turkey, it’s dark out and i have shades. i’m feeling a little lunatical!
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