lunch break
a break from intercourse for a little oral action. (never after the load has been blown, that’s just gross)
man i was railing that girl for a good hour, had to stop for a little lunch break to get my energy back.
the period of time in the middle of the work day where you rent a motel room and spend 100 bucks on a cheap -ss hooker
man: “i’m a hit man, i’m supposed to kill a hooker today, it’s my lunch break and i want s-x.”
hooker: “well when your time’s up you go back to work.”
man: “in that case, when my time’s up, so is yours.”
any pause from work during the typical lunch-time periods, traditionally between 11 am and 1 pm local time.
the break need not include an actual meal to be qualified as a “lunch” break; this only signifies the time and not necessarily the actions taken during the break. lunch breaks can be as short as 5 minutes and as long as 2 hours, if your employeer allows you to get away with that kind of thing.
can you believe it? he took a 2 hour lunch break and didn’t even bother to eat lunch!
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