Lunch Hostage


when someone doesn’t believe that you actually have legit plans for lunch and holds you at bay until the other party contacts you and tells you that they are ready. this is done just to make sure that you’re not ditching them.
i was going out to eat with the missus and my boos held me lunch hostage.

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