lunch jealousy


the jealous feeling you get when you’re eating your packed lunch and some w-nker comes along with something better and your lunch now seems inadequate and disgusting
i thought my sandwich would be just perfect today but then i smelt john’s curry and felt ripped off. i got serious lunch jealousy.

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