Lunch-meat Gazer


a rude, manner-less -ss that stands and stares at you while you eat your lunch. comes in a verbal and non-verbal form. the non-verbal form being much more creepy as they just stand and stare without saying a single word.
jack: “i was eating my lunch at my desk today and chuck came in and just stood there and stared at me…i hate that!! wtf?”

jill: “yeah, he’s a total lunch-meat gazer!”

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