Lunch Whore
one who does stupid things for the promise of a “free lunch”.
lisa: i hate raisins.
nikki: i will buy you lunch if you eat those 62 raisins.
lisa: all 62 of them?
nikki: h-ll yes!
lisa: okay…here goes.
nikki: i can’t believe you just did that. you freaking lunch wh-r-!!
someone who will go with you to lunch, looks at the check and comments on how expensive the restaurant is, but does not offer to pay the bill.
the lunch wh-r- has never heard of going dutch, but knows the words for “free lunch” in seventy-seven languages. the lunch wh-r- also steals your wine when you are not looking.
the lunch wh-r- is related to the dinner wh-r-. in fact, many lunch wh-r-‘s are also dinner wh-r-s, and a perfect day for them is two free meals. they don’t get up early enough to glom breakfast.
melissa is a lunch wh-r-. on tuesday she goes out to lunch with a guy, eats drinks, but doesn’t pay.
she then goes out with the same guy for a free dinner, doesn’t even think of paying and then makes out with another guy at the bar.
for melissa, a lunch and dinner wh-r-, it’s been a perfect day.
people who go to lunch with a certain group of people on one day of the week, but cheat on them by going out to lunch with another group of people.
“hey kelly, do you want to go to lunch every tuesday?”
“sure, you are the only one i like going to lunch with.”
(you later find out kelly goes to lunch with another group of people on monday, making that person a lunch wh-r-.”
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