Lunch with elephants


a meal shared by two grown men. each covers their c-ck (trunk) with food while the other licks it off. best with two different sticky foods licked off simultaneously. dessert is guaranteed.
mike: hey, wanna have lunch with elephants today?

ty: sure, you bring the hummus and i’ll bring the guacamole.

mike: you’re on!

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