luncheonette


a brutally decadent meat / booze afternoon masquerading as something you may could imagine in a period drama.
typically in a low socioeconomic area, hosted by a bogan}.
kev: “you coming to my luncheonette you greasy f-cker?”

edovic: “as long as your stooge brother isn’t coming. last time he ate all the chicken wings and smeared bbq grease all over my missus.”

kev: “relax mate, he’s doing better these days. i’ll stick him in the corner with a plate. you won’t hear from him”

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