Lunchmeat Surprise
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng on one’s own d-ck, using other various ingredients to make it a sandwich, and shoving it down your partner’s throat.
bob: so why are you braking up with tod?
cindy: because that b-st-rd gave me a lunchmeat surprise while i was asleep!
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