lunchtime religious experience


(v.) to go down to the nearest catholic girls school during ones’ lunchbreak and reach -rg-sm, whether it be by hand or underage schoolgirl (or boy)
john has a thing for religious chicks and molesting kids. after they reported his lunchtime religious experience, he had to hide in the bushes and jack off. what he didn’t know was that the local dealer used to do his thing around there, and beat he sh-t out of him.

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