Luree
a luree is a biblical creature of cythulu proportions. known for its super mario fetishes, unleashing its hordes of children, and saying the phrase “i’m going to hit you”. be warned!!!! this ancient shape shifting creature is a walking fertility idol.
ruuuuuuun!!!!!!! luree and her 37 kids are coming
mom: luree is heading over
me:”there is no god!”
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