lurkened


to be so ridiculously drunk that you do one of the following:
– pee in random places
– sh-t your pants
– puek in fron of everyone
– get bald dudes arrested
– mushroom stamp an innocent woman
oh sh-t that mcadams really got you lurkened last night!
wanna get lurkened tonight?

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