lurking hippo


a quite practical joke involving removing the lid of the flushing compartment of a toilet and sh-tting into it, then closing the compartment leaving little to no evidence. the unsuspecting victim may wait months to realise why the toilet stinks like sh-t all the time and it is starting to flush out brown water. named such because of the way it bobs in the top for a long time like a hippopotamus.
dave: man i hate the guy thats hosting this party.
jim: yeh, so do i. hes such a f-ckwit.
dave: well, luckily i just left him a lurking hippo to thank him for the invite.

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