Lurkinitus
def.1: an illness that you get from mysp-ce from lurking for one hour or more.
def.2: you are addicted. get your fat -ss off mysp-ce and do something in your life.
michael: click on dat mysp-ce link i sent chu. it got summ fiya azz on dere.
sandy: yeee yeee dats right. but dude you gotz some lurkinitus going on.
michael: b-tch don’t tell me what i has..i know i gotz it.
sandy: go get dat fixed fat -ss!
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