Lurmph


a type of republican( and or endangered bagel gnome) that m-st-rb-t-s constintly between the hours of 3 am and 5 pm usually looking in a small square mirror.
the lurmph hobbles to the pond to sweep the vast amount of s-m-n off of his/ her/ its body

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