Lurpz
oral stimulation of the p-n-s
new latin lurpus-, luratio, from latin lurare, lurpare, literally, to suck — more at feminine
first known use: circa 2009 ad
due to julien’s prominent foreskin, giving the lurpz was quite difficult. on the bright side, i found a jelly bean.
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