lushotology
fake religion made up by the band “the network” (who are actually the three members green day in disguise and two other people). it’s a joke, part of the elaborate creation of the network. basically followers believe intoxication is great. here’s some of the fake history:
controversial church established in 1981 by romance novel writer hal don burre. he got the inspiration one day when he went to a bar, couldn’t decide what to order, had the bartender pour all of the liquor into one gl-ss, inventing the “long island ice tea.” he then went inot a drug induced coma, envisioned the church, and wrote a book called intoxication is intoxicating. it became the new religions bible.
tre: dude, i’m in lushotology
mike: what the h-ll is that, man?
tre: uhhh…it’s a great religion. we get drunk all the time
lushotolgy is a religion that believes in intoxication. such members of this religion are tre cool of green day, fat mike of green day, and ever member of the network.
tre cool is a member of the church of lusholology
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