Lutheran bikini


this is a swim suit consisting of full boys’ shorts for a bottom and a sports bra top, designed to be minimally revealing and therefore not likely to trouble the pastor. usually worn by the timid and the pious.
heather went swimming in the creek while wearing a lutheran bikini, and was roundly hooted for doing so.

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