luva


a slang use for the word “lover”.

refers to ones imaginary lover or used to imply a person is your “lover” in a humorous manner.
talking about your boss:

“what did your luva want a meeting for”

“your luva called for you”

“what’s the deal with your luva?”
bootylicious, crazyyy, wild child, rarest of its kind,
mann. i think thats the rare lu’va over there! looking mighty fine if i do say so myself.
short for lumpy upper v-g-n-l area, also known as a uterus belly or c-nt gut
person 1: d-mn look at the bus driver, she’s got a luva!

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