luz valdenebro
luz valdenebro aka liliwoo is a spanish goddess who works as an actress as a part-time job.
her name means ‘light’ becuz she’s bright and shiny af. ‘light’ saw the light of the day on march 11th 1975, cordoba,andalucia (but,if doña dolfina asks, it was in toledo).
although she has starred in a number of theater plays,films and tv shows, she drew lesbian fangirls’ attention by playing a cinnamon roll too good too pure for this world – aurora alarcon in ”seis hermanas”. since then she’s become known as an avid aurelier and is a licensed captain of the aurelia ship together with her fellow co-star candela serrat.
special skills include:
-eye s-x with co-stars: you can actually feel being impregnated by her look
-hand p-rn with female co-stars: ovaries exploded
-hair p-rn: perfect ,even if she shaves her head and becomes luz baldenebro
-eyebrow game: too strong
-smile: cures everything
-sound of her voice: a unicorn jumping over a rainbow sh-tting glitter while nutella flows below
-andaluz accent: s-xy and she knows it
-interaction with fans: too good to be true, yet…it is
-exists: rip ovaries
famous quote:”yo necesito dejar el camerino impoluto y recogido antes de ir.”
loose translation: our bae is ocd af.
if you notice that your tetas no son calmas whenever luz posts something on instagram
or twitter, you can definitely consider yourself a proud luztrash or valdenebrhoe (completely unofficial fangirl names i made up,cuz i’m trash).
fam: what’s your s-xual orientation?
me: luz valdenebro . i’m luzvaldenebros-xual.
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