when someone barely gets hurt and they are “injured” all of a sudden; one who overexaggerates injuries and illness to receive special treatment and pity.
“oh my god did you hear about dalton? he hit his head and got a really bad concussion!”
“nah bro, you know he’s just got (lyin’ little b-tch syndrome]”
- abused the d*ck
excessive use of the p-n-s. leaves it brutally damaged after multiple forced -j-c-l-t–ns. last night we had s-x and bro, she literally abused the d-ck. p-n-s abuse torture j-zz
having the characteristic of a gambler; the feeling of gambling. brandon gets gamblish when he plays blackjack. last season danielle was ridiculously gamblish but she’s saving her money this year.
a very small male genitalia that is almost mon existent. girl a: “omg last night with jake was terrible!” girl b: “why what happened?” girl a: “he has non-b-lls! i couldn’t feel anything the whole time we were having s-x.”
- 1 star moron
a 1 star moron is someone who gives a product a negative review for reasons that are not the fault of the product itself. usually badly-worded, misspelled and lacking punctuation, these reviews often arise from the reviewer not having read the instruction manual or having had delivery problems. in some cases the reviewer has not […]
- the shartmann theory
a theory that states: if a football can be inserted into the -ssh-l- past half way, said -ssh-l- will create a suction and/or vacc-me and ingulf the rest of the football if lubracation is in use bro1: bro, me and jessie tested out the shartmann theory last night bro2: broooo how much lube did u […]