lying about your rage
concealing the truth about your long, h-llish commute so as to fit in with those who have short drives to work, and who rarely experience the road rage that you encounter on a daily basis.
gloater: i get to work in about 15 minutes. what about you?
long commuter: umm, about the same.
gloater: why are you lying about your rage?
long commuter: i’m not.
gloater: you’re in sylmar! do you chopper to work?
long commuter: okay, -sshole! it takes me an hour and a half! are you happy now, you d-ck bag?!
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