lying sack of shit
n. (metaphorical, yet, often simultaneously literal) one who habitually and effortlessly utters falsehoods in a most blatant and profane manner, all the while maintaining a lackadaisical appearance of ingenuousness; despite, or perhaps, due to the fact that their entire corporeal membrane is filled to bursting with an inexhaustible supply of foul, though nitrogen-rich fecal mendacities waiting to be excreted into their victims’ ears
i can’t believe you’d give any credence to anything that lying sack of sh-t says!
(insert name of any living politician or other person who wants something from you here) is a lying sack of sh-t!
a person that lies about everything
doug is a lying sack of sh-t
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