lymington


a sh-tty little yachty town in hampshire. all the bars are over priced and there is only on divey jazz club. the kabab shop closes at 11pm and pikeys beat people up who are just trying to go home.
lymington is a realy sh-t town to go to.
is a load of a watse of sp-ce full of old people and expencive beer. dont know why n e 1 would want 2 live here.
i wish the townies would f-ck off from the kabab hous so i can get a chickin burger in peice.
it sux.
only come if u r over 70 or want a fight

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