Lyndonville
a prime example of a hick–ss town. the people are rude, lazy, and ignorant. home to many covered bridges and extemely cold temperatures. located in northeastern vermont, this town is home to lyndon state college. the college is the only thing that keeps the town alive.
if h-ll freezes over, it might look like lyndonville.
one of only two munic-p-lities in the united states to share that name, lyndonville is a small village in northwestern orleans county, new york.
lyndonville is known for its fourth of july festivities and its apple & corn crops.
guy 1: “what are you doing for the fourth?”
guy 2: “we’re heading up to lyndonville. their fireworks are always great.”
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