Lynestry


constipated.
i was eating a peanut sandwich in the bathroom and i could here the lynestry lady.

why is that hairy lady lynestry all the time?!?
the period of time when someone is constipated for more than usual.
i’ve been waiting outside the barnes & n-ble bathroom for hours because that man was going through lynestry.

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